If you take Hill to Hobby Lobby

You know the book, If you give a mouse a cookie....well, I've written a new one. It's a true story....If you take Hill to Hobby Lobby, he'll probably grab the first breakable item on the shelf. And when you ask him to put it down, he'll probably throw it nicely. When his mama tries to quickly head to the back of the store, he'll find an evergreen wreath to put around his neck. Then his mama gets a great idea...quickly head to the last aisle to look for beads for Vacation Bible School. Well, his mama didn't know that the pre-beaded strings...like part of a necklace would entice the little rat. He decides to stand on the bottom shelf and gently pull the necklace...as he screams..."Don't pull the rope.." now, people who don't have children might not understand this phrase but it's from the t.v. show "Doodlebops"! ...Oh My, how his mama screamed and ran to the checkout. But just when you think Hill and his mama are going to get out of the store, something terribly embarrassing happens....A rather large man walks up behind us and Hill tells him that he's the biggest boy he's ever seen. Luckily, the man laughed. Mama turned red and then they headed for the door. I'm not so sure if his mama will ever take the little rat back into Hobby Lobby, but if she does, I'm sure he'll grab the first breakable item on the shelf. The End